17yr:

note to self: shut up jjust shut ur mouth shu t up shut up

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pizzapuffs:

white men are so ugly they want to make eye contact with you and want u to blush and giggle look away. Nah nigga ima look up like what u staring for ?? the fuck??? mind ya business Timothy.

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kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes HERE
http://officialunitedstates.tumblr.com/post/83265838336/how-to-beat-a-lie-detector-test-spend-time

officialunitedstates:

how to beat a lie-detector test:

  1. spend time learning how to read lips
  2. immediately before your test, temporarily destroy your hearing capabilities
  3. go to the lie-detector test
  4. answer the baseline questions normally by paying attention to the proctor
  5. when the real questions start coming, look…

disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

(via thimbleskisses)

cray0llla:

:(
becomming:

xlizardx:

Apparently this is "The clearest photo of Mercury ever taken."

why isnt everyone getting so excited about this, it is literally another planet look at how beautiful it is stop what your doing and look at how alien like this planet is what is living there oh my god mercury

fannyyyloveee:

I can’t forget that I was not the only one..

radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

(via lolheyitskita)

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